1. cheetahwomen:

    when ur friends start shit with u

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  2. suarezalex:

    okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

  3. "1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic."
  4. straightedgemama:

    thew0lfqueen:

    Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

    This is like really sound advice though

  5. lonelywhiteasian:

    all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

  6. edgebug:

    instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

  7. croutoncat:

    you think im makeup

    without any pretty on

  8. i-am-momo-senpai:

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    enchantedsnail:

    punksexandshit:

    ceaseless-reverie:

    50shadesofgaylinson:

    What do strippers do when they’re on their period

    What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

    what do homeless women do when they get their period

    what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

    what do fictional characters do when they get their period

    We never even solved the first one

  9. y1997:

    slip ur hand up my skirt while we’re havin dinner w ur parents

  10. dopamine-addiction:

    beatlesboobsandbulges:

    My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

    Parenting done right

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